Tis the season

I swear if one more person says to me, "My daughter is thick in the middle like you are, can you try this on for me?" or, "My wife has big tits like you do, will you try this on for me?" or, "You are about as heavy as my granddaughter, what size are you?" I am going to scream. What gives people the right to treat other like that? I do not know how people get through life! Maybe I am just being to sensitive. I took a sign language class in SD when we lived there and our instructor told us that deaf people use describing words for people and if we got renamed "the fat one" or "the big breasted one" that we should not take offense to it. It is just their way of describing people. I guess instead of taking offense I should get off my thick middled waist and go to the gym.